Fuck You, That & This Shit | 3" Tactical PVC Patch

Step into brutally honest humor with the Fuck You, That, and This Shit PVC morale patch — a perfectly unhinged pie chart that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.

Minimalist, sarcastic, and instantly relatable, this design turns blunt priorities into visual comedy. Simple geometry delivers maximum attitude with zero fluff, making it a standout on range bags, packs, jackets, or morale panels for those who appreciate humor that doesn’t waste words.

Crafted from durable soft-rubber PVC, this patch features crisp raised detailing, high-contrast colors, and a high-quality sewn hook backing built for everyday use. Waterproof, fade-resistant, and guaranteed to earn laughs (or side-eyes), it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm, simplicity, and collectibility.

Patch Size:
Approximately 2.4 in x 2.8 in (6cm x 7cm)

Backing Details:
This patch comes with the rough hook side sewn on, allowing it to attach easily to any loop surface. Each patch also includes a complimentary custom-cut loop piece (the soft side) so you can place it wherever you want.

Features:

• Soft rubber PVC construction
• Sewn hook backing for durability
• Waterproof and fade-resistant
• Minimalist pie chart design with unapologetic humor
• Perfect for gear bags, backpacks, jackets, hats, and tactical accessories

Designed by Saspatch® — honesty, but make it collectible.