Some names come with a reputation. The Hello My Name Is PVC morale patch puts a hilariously dramatic spin on the classic introduction, featuring a familiar handwritten name that suggests someone has a score to settle. Perfect for anyone who appreciates legendary grudges, sharp wit, and introductions that feel just a little threatening.
Styled after a classic red-and-white name tag, this patch delivers a subtle dose of humor and nostalgia without needing an explanation. It’s an easy conversation starter for backpacks, jackets, vests, gear bags, range bags, hats, or patch boards when your setup could use a little dramatic flair.
Crafted from durable soft-rubber PVC, this patch features crisp raised detailing, bold lettering, and a high-quality sewn hook backing built for everyday use. Waterproof, fade-resistant, and flexible, it’s made to last whether you’re camping, gaming, working, traveling, or preparing for a long-overdue introduction.
Patch Size:
Approximately 2.25 in x 1.25 in (6 cm x 5 cm)
Backing Details:
This patch comes with the rough hook side sewn on, allowing it to attach easily to any loop surface. Each patch also includes a complimentary custom-cut loop piece — the soft side — so you can place it wherever you want.
Features:
Soft rubber PVC construction
Sewn hook backing for durability
Waterproof and fade-resistant
Classic blue-and-white name tag design with a humorous twist
Perfect for gear bags, backpacks, jackets, hats, vests, and patch boards
Designed by Saspatch® — first impressions are everything. Especially the last ones.
